Thursday, January 12, 2012

Art Imitates Life: 30 Rock Returns

After a strange autumn season, during which “Community” was taken away from us and “Whitney” was allowed to stay (I have a bizarre theory that an exec fumbled on the spot when the moment of decision arrived during a programming meeting. “Whitney!” he said. “Wait, I thought you said which show we didn’t want back.”), I was looking forward for Liz Lemon and Company to return. On a bittersweet note, they now occupy Jeff and the gang’s timeslot.

I was looking forward to “30 Rock” even more after the death of Kim Jong Il. To quickly summarize, his son, who is now the new guy in charge of the Hermit Kingdom, was married to Jack’s wife Avery (Elizabeth Banks, who is humorous even posing for a Christmas card early on in the episode) after she was kidnapped. This surprise change in casting now makes Avery the First Lady of North Korea. This makes Jack Donaghy (Alec Baldwin) very depressed.

But since Kim’s death occurred after the first few episodes were created, this dilemma has to be aside for awhile. The big dilemma at the moment involves Tina Fey’s Liz Lemon. Why is she so happy? She no longer tries to please egomaniacs Tracy Jordan and Jenna Maroney (Tracy Morgan and Jane Krakowski, respectively). It turns out that she has a new side gig as a jazz dancer for WNBA games, after Tracy mistakes her for becoming a crack addict.

Jenna is a guest judge on “America’s Kidz Got Singing”, a musical competition that has become Jack’s surprise hit but it comes at a price. Her judging skills would be too cruel for Simon Cowell to use. “That was good—if you were trying to make me commit suicide,” she blurts out in front a girl, who looked like a kindergartener (these scenes are funnier if you watch it).


Everyone becomes concerned, even frightened, at the sight of a happy Liz Lemon. “I made you laugh,” boasts Kenneth (Jack McBrayer), who claims he has spent six years trying to accomplish this task. Speaking of Kenneth, I did not enjoy his story, in which he believed that the world was ending the following day and he kept telling people in which specific hell they would be heading for. It reminded me of those evangelicals (or that irritating-as-hell man right outside the Old Navy in downtown, damning people on his second-rate microphone.) who judge and condemn strangers and implant fear into their followers and money out of their wallets. However, I did like the fact that he had a list of dream chores, which included reorganizing the snack table and getting a piece of gum off the ceiling.

“Liddy, thank you for coming in,” Jack says, greeting his infant daughter. “I know you have to read your book with Sleepy Bear in half an hour, so I’ll make this brief.” In the episode’s best scene, Jack attempts to rationalize “Kidz” success to his daughter, mentioning to her that the world is unjust and sometimes emotions can’t get in the way of being a success story. Jack needs “Kidz” to gain big ratings and revenue. (Just like real-life NBC desperately needs a cash cow.) But at what cost? Kids are crying on-camera by Jenna’s vicious yet strangely humorous remarks. Liddy asks for “mommy”, which Jack mistakes for “money”. “You want money,” he asks. “I want money too!”

Emma Stone. The coolest woman in the world.
This season, art imitates life throughout the show. Of course the show will deal with Kim’s death and what happens next for Avery. Tracy Jordan will make an anti-gay slur, during which Liz Lemon will call him an idiot, inadvertently offending the Idiot community. Both GLBT and Idiot activists are protesting outside 30 Rock. And Liz has another reason why she’s in a good mood. (Hint: A recurring male guest star) Many, many guest stars will appear. Even Emma Stone is going to be there, but only in a short scene for an upcoming movie Jenna co-stars in. I want to go to there and see Emma anyway.

Are You There, Comedy? It's Me, Someone Who Wants Good Funny, Not Bad Funny

Laura Prepon: You deserve better comedy roles
During NBC’s forum at last week’s Television Critics Association press tour, a place where the networks attempt to sway TV critics with their hopes and dreams for the remainder of the TV season (I was in creative writing class, so I couldn’t go. Also I am not a “professional” TV critic, so that’s also why I wasn’t there.), Bob Greenblatt didn’t hesitate to acknowledge how far the once-mighty Peacock network had fallen. “We had a really bad fall—worse than I hoped, but about what I expected,” he said, possibly in a mournful tone. When the head of entertainment programming says that, you know his network is in trouble.

This is probably why NBC was very cheerful when “Are You There, Chelsea?” pulled in over 6 million viewers for the pilot on January 11. That’s more viewers than the beloved “Community” and “Parks and Recreation” receive; two comedies so much better in quality, casting/acting, and writing; than this desperate attempt to cash in on the ever-growing popularity of comedian Chelsea Handler.

In the pilot, Chelsea Newman (Laura Prepon) has been charged with a DUI. While in lockup, she promises to vodka (“Are you there, vodka? It’s me, Chelsea?”, which was once the name of the show) that she will change her life around if she gets out of this mess. Her plan is to get an apartment that is 115 steps away from her job at a sports bar. (“If you can’t finish your drinks, our waitress will.”) Her roommate is Dee Dee (Lauren Lapkus), a sweet-yet-strange woman who becomes the designated “weirdo” character. She wears clothes that cover most of her body, is a virgin saving herself for marriage, and does not drink or offend—in other words, the anti-Chelsea. Also, Lapkus has a pair of large eyes ready to pop out of her head, just like Amanda Seyfried. I couldn’t stop focusing on that, which meant I couldn’t concentrate on her performance. Or maybe I am bad TV critic, which is why I wasn’t invited to that fancy press tour.

One pet peeve of mine is that I can’t stand laugh tracks. It’s so bad that I can’t even watch a rerun of old-school sitcoms with the canned laughter. There is canned laughter here. “No!” I said. “You can’t make me laugh and believe that line is funny.” Like clockwork, the canned laughter arrives to irritate me.


Line
“Funny” Line
Canned laughter
Line
Line
“Funny” Line
Canned laughter
“Funnier” Line
Canned laughter
Someone slightly famous enters scene
Applause
Line
"Funny" line
Canned laughter


I did have my reservations about the show before watching, particularly the source of the material. I must admit I was once a big fan of Handler, having discovered her books “Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea?” and “My Horizontal Life” while living in Florida years ago. (The books, along with her stand-up, is the primary source of the show) It was one of the few times I had laughed out loud from reading a book. I even watched her show “Chelsea Lately” on a semi-regular basis. But her routine did grow old for me and I went back to “The Daily Show”.

I couldn’t resist passing up this show, though. After all, there was talk and previews since last summer. The cast changes even made it as news. It looked promising. It looked better than “Whitney”. (And that’s not tough to do.) And Laura Prepon (Donna from “That 70s’ Show”) is a pretty good comic actress who should definitely be in more high-profile roles, like movies, something Handler is now entering.


Handler herself appears in the pilot, but she is portraying Sloane, Prepon’s judgmental sister who is tired of bailing her out of every dilemma. It was strange to watch Handler attempt to not be herself on a show with her name in the show’s title. I was waiting for her to take off that wig she was sporting, pour herself a double Belvedere, and start trashing “Jersey Shore” or Mitt Romney.

While she gets a few funny lines and seems game for anything, Prepon deserves more than being a younger stand-in for an overexposed celebrity. Maybe Dan Harmon can create a role for her where she’s Pierce’s long-lost daughter or involved in a love triangle with Troy and Abed. Or she can be Andy Dwyer’s Burt Macklin’s new crime-fighting partner, Ann Perkins’s old high school nemesis-turned-new co-worker at City Hall, or be involved in a love triangle with Chris Traeger and Ron Swanson (or all these roles in both shows). #

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

New Track from The Shins

It has been five years since The Shins released an album (and eight years since they changed Natalie Portman's character life in Garden State). In between Wincing the Night Away (2007) and Port of Morrow (due out March 20), everyone but singer-songwriter James Mercer left the band. Mercer wrote and recorded the track, "Simple Song", which is pretty good.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

A Visit to 'Portlandia'

Out west there is a place called Portland, which sits on the banks of the Columbia River, bordering the states of Washington and Oregon. (Portland is in Oregon.) It is best known as an environmentally green city thanks to its extensive public transit, cyclist-friendly roads, and efficient land use.

This is where the inhabitants of "Portlandia" reside, a place where hipsters go and do the things that hipsters do. They frequent and own indie bookstores, boutiques, and coffeehouses. They one-up each other on which magazines and articles they have read.

"Did you real that thing in PASTE that was about The National?"
"Did you read the fortune cookie from last night?"
"Did you read what that guy wrote in the sand at the beach?"
"Did you read Family Circus?"
"Did you read it?"
"Did you read the writing on the window?!"


They listen to indie rock and local musicians, and also know someone who is in music
(In the second season, Fred and Carrie attempt to avoid attending their friends' and others' DJ nights.)
They make sure everything they eat is locally produced, grown, and/or raised.

"Portlandia" is a sketch comedy created and starring Fred Armisen ("Saturday Night Live") and Carrie Brownstein (indie rock band Wild Flag.)
It returns for a second season of 10 episodes on Fridays starting Jan. 6 at 9p.m. on IFC. (The first season is available on Netflix Instant.)

The show originated from sketches that Armisen and Brownstein worked on over the course of several years that were posted online. (Videos can be found at thunderant.com) It was a good outlet for Armisen, who was able to go further into depth with sketches and characters that might not have a home on "SNL".

"Portland is a city where young people go to retire," quips Jason, one of many characters that Fred Armisen portrays in the musical sketch "The Dream of the ‘90s", in which he discovers that the 1990s are alive and well in Portland. His fellow co-conspirator is Carrie Brownstein; best known for her work in the ‘90s-era band Sleater-Kinney and her current membership in the band Wild Flag, which released their first album last September.


The first season consists of six episodes that are a combination of short features loosely related to one another. Some of the people we meet in "Portlandia" are Daniel and Meg, proud dumpster divers who use some of the food they find for a dinner party.

Diners Peter and Nancy are determined to make sure the chicken—named Colin—they are about to eat is from an organic farm outside of town by visiting the farm right as their server asks for their order.
In one of the most memorable sketches, trendsetters Bryce and Lisa place birds on various items at a gift shop. ("Put a bird on it!")
Singer-songwriter Aimee Mann defends fellow singer-songwriter Sarah MacLachlan when Fred and Carrie create and destroy a piƱata in the image of MacLachlan.

Actor Kyle MacLachlan, best known for "Desperate Housewives", "Twin Peaks", and numerous movies, is Portland's mayor.

SNL's Jason Sudeikis, Aubrey Plaza from "Parks and Recreation", and award-winning filmmaker and Portland resident Gus Van Sant appear on the show in various roles.
In order to promote the show, the second episode (rather than the first) of the new season is available to watch on ifc.com.

The episode starts off with a big parade. It's not just any old parade; it's an Allergy Pride Parade, celebrating those who are affected with allergies, from soy to daylight. In one sketch, Carrie tries to get over a bad tattoo of Eddie Vedder on a guy she is dating. Then she goes on a date with Eddie Vedder himself, who is also sporting a bad tattoo of someone else. Also two diehard "Battlestar Galactica" fans attempt to track down writer Ronald D. Moore and get him to write another episode, even reeling in that show's stars Edward James Olmos and James Callis for the episode's table reading.

Take a trip to "Portlandia", where you can stay for dinner with the dumpster divers or retire right out of college (a true dream of the ‘10s.)

Saturday, December 31, 2011

BEST SONGS OF 2011

Songs of the Year: 2011

1-Foo Fighters | Rope | Wasting Light
2-Adele | Rollin’ in the Deep | 21
3-Empires | Damn Things Over | Bang
4-Duck Sauce | Barbra Streisand | Barbra Streisand--Single
5-Wilco | Art of Almost | The Whole Love
6-Foster the People | Pumped-Up Kicks | Torches
7-Florence + The Machine | What the Water Gave Me | Ceremonials
8-The Black Keys | Lonely Boy | El Camino
9-Nicki Minaj | Super Bass | Pink Friday
10-Bruno Mars | Grenade | Doo-Wops and Hooligans
11-The Kills | Baby Says | Blood Pressures
12-Gold Panda | You | Lucky Shiner
13-The Chain Gang of 1974 | Undercover | Wayward Fire
14-The Joy Formidable | Whirring | A Balloon Called Moaning
15-Kings of Leon | Pyro | Come Around Sundown
16-OK Go | All Is Not Lost | Of the Blue Color of the Sky
17-Beastie Boys | Make Some Noise | Hot Sauce Committee Part Two
18-Peter Bjorn and John | Second Chance | Gimme Some
19-Eastern Conference Champions | Bull in the Wild | Speak-Ahh
20-Alexandra Stan | Mr. Saxobeat | Saxobeats
21-M83 | Midnight City | Hurry Up, We’re Dreaming
22-The Kills | Future Starts Slow | Blood Pressures
23-Dirty Vegas | Changes | Changes
24-Delphic | Counterpoint | Acolyte
25-Cold Cave | Villains of the Moon | Cherish the Light Years
26-Arctic Monkeys | Don’t Sit Down ‘Cuz I Moved Your Chair | Suck It and See
27-Danger Mouse featuring Danielle Luppi and Jack White | Two Against One | Two Against One
28-Adele | Someone Like You | 21
29-Foo Fighters | Walk | Wasting Light
30-Cake | Long Time | Showroom of Compassion
31-Wilco | I Might | The Whole Love
32-Young the Giant | My Body | Young the Giant
33-OK Go | End Love | Of the Blue Color of the Sky
34-Gold Panda | Vanilla Minus | Lucky Shiner
35-Foo Fighters | White Limo | Wasting Light
36-Peter Bjorn and John | Breaker Breaker | Gimme Some
37-Charlie Simpson | Parachutes | Young Pilgrim
38-Jimmy Eat World | Coffee and Cigarettes | Inverted
39-The Drums | I Don’t Know How to Love | Portamento
40-The Black Keys | Everlasting Light | Brothers
41-Rihanna featuring Calvin Harris | We Found Love | Talk the Talk
42-The Duke Spirit | Everybody’s Under Your Spell | Kusama
43-Death Cab for Cutie | You Are A Tourist | Codes and Keys
44-The Maine | Some Days | Pioneer
45-Drake | Headlines | Take Care
46-Karen O, Trent Reznor, and Atticus Ross | Immigrant Song | The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Soundtrack
47-The Raveonettes | When You Were Young | Raven in the Grave
48-The Pains of Being Pure at Heart | Heart in Your Heartbreak | Belong
49-Patrick Stump featuring Lupe Fiasco | This City | This City
50-Nero | Promises | Welcome Reality
51-Oh Land | White Nights (Max Tundra Mix) | Oh Land
52-Friendly Fires | Blue Cassette | Pala
53-Crystal Castles featuring Robert Smith | Not in Love | Crystal Castles II
54-Cold Cave | Confetti | Cherish the Light Years
55-Florence + The Machine | Shake It Out | Ceremonials
56-Rihanna | S&M | Loud
57-Nicki Minaj featuring will.i.am | Check It Out | Pink Friday
58-St. Vincent | Cruel | Strange Mercy
59-Neon Indian | Polish Girl | Era Extrana
60-David Guetta, Flo Rida, and Nicki Minaj | Where Them Girls At? | Nothing but the Beat
61-Martin Solveig featuring Dragonette | Hello | Smash
62-TV on the Radio | Will Do | Nine Types of Light
63-Mumford and Sons | The Cave | Sigh No More
64-Dum Dum Girls | Just A Creep | Only in Dreams
65-Viva Brother | Darling Buds of May | Famous First Words
66-Wild Flag | Romance | Wild Flag
67-Lady Gaga | Edge of Glory | Born This Way
68-PJ Harvey | The Words That Maketh Murder | Let England Shake
69-Pitbull featuring Ne-Yo, Nayer, and Afrojack | Give Me Everything | Planet Pit
70-Shakira | Sale el Sol | Sale el Sol
71-Shirely Manson and Serj Tankian | The Hunger | The Hunger -- Single
72-Fucked Up | Queen of Hearts | David Comes to Life
73-Caribou | Odessa | Swim
74-White Lies | Bigger Than Us | Ritual
75-David Guetta and Usher | Without You | Nothing but the Beat
76-Ace of Base | All for You | The Golden Ratio
77-Cobra Starship featuring Sabi | You Make Me Feel | Night Shades
78-The Black Keys | Howlin’ For You | Brothers
79-The Sounds | Something to Die For | Something to Die For
80-Mother Mother | Simply Simple | Eureka
81-Maroon 5 featuring Christina Aguilera | Moves Like Jagger | Hands All Over
82-Waters | For the One | Waters
83-Film School | Direct | Fission
84-Bush | The Sound of Winter | The Sea of Memories
85-Phantogram | 16 Years | Nightlife
86-The Decemberists | Down by the Water | The King is Dead
87-Radiohead | Lotus Flower | The King of Limbs
88-Britney Spears | I Wanna Go | Femme Fatale
89-Tennis | Origins | Origins – Single
90-Ida Maria | Bad Karma | Bad Karma
91-Chemical Brothers | Container Park | Hanna: Music from the Motion Picture
92-Keri Hilson | Pretty Girl Rock | No Boys Allowed
93-Beth Ditto | I Wrote the Book | Beth Ditto
94-Snow Patrol | Called Out in the Dark
95-Rihanna featuring Drake | What’s My Name? | Loud
96-The Strokes | Machu Picchu | Angles
97-Red Hot Chili Peppers | The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie | I’m With You
98-Givers | Up Up Up | Givers
99-Noah and the Whale | Waiting for My Chance to Come | Last Night on Earth
100-Cage the Elephant | Shake Me Down | Thank You, Happy Birthday
101-Smith Westerns | End of the Night | Dye It Blonde

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

FLASHBACK: Best Songs of 2010

Best Songs of 2010

1-Arcade Fire “We Used To Wait” The Suburbs
2-Metric “Gold Guns Girls” Fantasies
3-Vampire Weekend “Cousins” Contra
4-Mumford and Sons “Little Lion Man” Sigh No More
5-New Young Pony Club “Lost a Girl” The Optimist
6-Plastic Operator “Parasols [Easy D Remix]” Parasols Remixes
7-Sophie Ellis-Bextor “Bittersweet” Straight from the Heart
8-Neon Trees “Animal” Habits
9-Kings of Leon “Radioactive” Come Around Sundown
10-The Black Keys “Tighten Up” Brothers
11-Black Eyed Peas “Rock That Body” The E.N.D.
12-Florence + The Machine “Dog Days Are Over” Lungs
13-La Roux “Bulletproof” La Roux
14-Eminen featuring Rihanna “Love The Way You Lie” Recovery
15-Ok Go “White Knuckles” Of the Blue Colour of the Sky
16-Switchfoot “The Sound” Hello Hurricane
17-B.o.B. featuring Bruno Mars “Nothin’ on You” B.o.B. Presents: The Adventures of Bobby Ray
18-Lady Antebellum “Need You Now” Need You Now
19-Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce “Telephone” The Fame Monster
20-The XX “Crystalised” The XX
21-B.o.B. featuring Hayley Williams “Airplanes” B.o.B. Presents: The Adventures of Bobby Ray
22-Delphic “Doubt” Delphic
23-Katy Perry “Teenage Dream” Teenage Dream
24-Cee Lo Green “Fuck You” The Lady Killer
25-New Young Pony Club “We Want To” The Optimist
26-The Raveonettes “I Wanna Be Adored” 50 Years of Dr. Martens
27-Silversun Pickups “Substitution” Swoon
28-Arcade Fire “The Suburbs” The Suburbs
29-Chemical Brothers “Swoon” Further
30-Far East Movement “Like a G6” Free Wired
31-Shakira “Waka Waka [This Time for Africa]” Waka Waka [This Time for Africa]-The Single
32-Kylie Minogue “All the Lovers” Aphrodite
33-David Guetta featuring Chris Willis, Fergie, and LMFAO “Gettin’ Over You” One More Love
34-Papa Roach “Kick in the Teeth” Time for Annihilation
35-Pink “Raise Your Glass” Greatest Hits…So Far!
36-Rihanna “Only Girl (In The World)” Loud
37-Daft Punk “Derezzed” Tron Legacy: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
38-Paramore “The Only Exception” Brand New Eyes
39-Janus “Eyesore” Red Right Return
40-LCD Soundsystem “I Can Change” This Is Happening
41-Civil Twilight “Letters from the Sky” Civil Twilight
42-Of Montreal “Coquet Coquette” False Priest
43-Paper Tongues “Trinity” Paper Tongues
44-The Drums “Let’s Go Surfing” The Drums
45-Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros “40 Day Dream” Up from Below
46-Phantogram “When I’m Small” Eyelid Movies
47-Vampire Weekend “Holiday” Contra
48-Shakira “Loca” Sale el Sol
49-Edward Maya featuring Vika Jugulina “Stereo Love” Stereo Love
50-Kylie Minogue “Cupid Boy” Aphrodite
51-David Guetta featuring Rihanna “Who’s That Chick?” One More Love
52-Two Door Cinema Club “Undercover Martyn” Tourist History
53-The National “Bloodbuzz Ohio” High Violet
54-Royksopp “Happy Up Here [Boys Noize Remix]”
55-Yeasayer “Ambling Amp” Odd One
56-The Gay Blades “Try to Understand” Savages
57-Bruno Mars “Just the Way You Are” Doo-Wops and Hooligans
58-Anberlin “Impossible” Dark is the Way, Light is a Place
59-New Young Pony Club “Chaos” The Optimist
60-Gorillaz featuring Mos Def and Bobby Womack “Stylo” Plastic Beach
61-Klaxons “Echoes” Surfing The Void
62-Sick Puppies “Maybe” Tri-Polar
63-Weezer “Memories” Hurley
64-The Heavy “How You Like Me Now” The House That Dirt Built
65-Ovi and Paula Seling “Playing With Fire” Playing With Fire
66-New Pornographers “My Shepherd” Together
67-Robyn “Indestructible” Body Talk
68-Motion City Soundtrack “Her Words Destroyed My Planet” My Dinosaur Life
69-Local Natives “Wide Eyes” Gorilla Manor
70-Afrojack featuring Eva Simmons “Take Over Control”
71-Linkin Park “Catalyst” A Thousand Suns
72-Foals “Blue Blood” Total Life Forever
73-Stone Sour “Say You’ll Haunt Me” Audio Secrecy
74-Arcade Fire “Ready to Start” The Suburbs
75-Silversun Pickups “The Royal We” Swoon
76-Jimmy Eat World “My Best Theory” Invented
77-Junior Caldera featuring Sophie Ellis-Bextor “Can’t Fight This Feeling” Debut
78-Hockey “Too Fake” Hockey
79-Miniature Tigers “Bullfighter Jacket” Miniature Tigers
80-B.o.B. featuring Rivers Cuomo “Magic” B.o.B. Presents: The Adventures of Bobby Ray
81-Belle and Sebastian “I Want the World to Stop” Write About Love
82-Frightened Rabbits “Swim Until You Can’t See Land” The Winter of Mixed Drinks
83-Band of Horses “Laredo” Infinite Arms
84-Sleigh Bells “Tell ‘Em” Treats
85-Freemasons featuring Sophie Ellis-Bextor “Heartbreak [Make Me A Dancer]” Freemasons Present Freemaison Volume One
86-Selena Gomez and The Scene “Naturally” Kiss & Tell
87-Florence + The Machine “You’ve Got the Love” Lungs
88-Deftones “Diamond Eyes” Diamond Eyes
89-The Gaslight Anthem “American Slang” American Slang
90-Weezer “Tripping Down the Freeway” Raditude
91-Paramore “Brick by Boring Brick” Brand New Eyes
92-Apocalyptica featuring Gavin Rossdale “End of Me” 7th Symphony
93-Goldfrapp “Alive” Head First
94-Duck Sauce “Barbra Streisand” Duck Sauce
95-TV Buddhas “Fun Girls” TV Buddhas
96-Taio Cruz featuring Ludacris “Break Your Heart”
97-Violent SoHo “Jesus Stole My Girlfriend”
98-The Whigs “Kill Me Caroline”
99-Chevelle “Letter from a Thief” Sci-Fi Crimes
100-Interpol “Barricade” Success
101-Little Big Town ‘Little White Church” Little White Church

FLASHBACK: Best Songs of 2009

Best Songs of 2009

There is a three-way tie for the number one spot. Therefore, there are 13 songs in the top ten and seventy-eight songs in this list, the largest list ever assembled. This is probably the best list I have ever assembled since I began doing this back in 2001.

1-Black Eyed Peas “I Gotta Feeling” The E.N.D.

My favorite sellouts of all time (“Sell outs? We sell out concerts!”). They may have sold out big time thanks to Target and many other endorsements but they can still big on catchy hits and bring an incredible energy with their music and performances. After Fergie released her solo album, the powerhouse regrouped and released The E.N.D. in the summer of 2009, and they became one of the few artists in history to simultaneously occupy the top two spots of Billboard’s Hot 100 throughout the summer (along with “Boom Boom Pow”). “I Gotta Feeling” is pure fun, it’s not selling you an agenda or trying to become deep and complex like many artists and their works, it works across all boundaries, just like their earlier stuff, like “Let’s Get It Started” and “Where is the Love?”. After a hell-bent year for many people, they found their escape through many ways, and one of the most popular was this song. Plus, it’s great to jump up and down and dance to at the clubs and at parties, or even in the car ride to and/or from the clubs and parties. Tonight’s gonna be a good night indeed.

1-Kings of Leon “Use Somebody” Only by the Night

This song works for many occasions, a romance ballad, an ode to great and energetic music, an anthem to the young and young at heart, a soundtrack staple, a song to rock out to at a concert with thousands of others on a hot summers night (like I did at Lollapalooza when they performed). After years of little fanfare in the States, the Followill brothers and cousin finally broke into the big time with this and other great hits off their Grammy-Award winning platinum bestseller, Only by the Night (2008). Kings of Leon is a fine example of the little rock band that could. And they did, thanks to their down-to-earth and casual attitudes, loads of whiskey, and many more loads of fans. All of that equals to their well-deserved staggering success.

1-Yeah Yeah Yeahs “Zero” It’s Blitz!

When Karen-O first belted out the song “Maps” back in 2003, you knew you were in for a treat. You were also in for something completely different than what was around in alternative at the time. “Rarely, if ever, had female sexuality and innermost emotions been broadcast with such explicit detail, and with such style and panache”, wrote Robin Murray in Clash Magazine. Karen-O, along with Nick Zinner and Brian Chase, brought depth and intensity into each song and performance, especially during their impressive performance at Lollapalooza in August. "The album proves that they can provide epic music with personal themes, that YYYs can expand without losing what made us fall for them in the first place." (Clash) The first single off their incredible third album, It’s Blitz!, provides the same awe, rawness, and frantic yet sexual pace they have provided music lovers for the better part of this decade. “Zero” is a surprisingly great dancefloor song, one that you can rock out at the club or start a mosh pit with at a concert. This is their best work to date, and possibly the first great rock song of the Obama and Twitter era.

2-Ladyhawke “Paris is Burning” Ladyhawke

This is probably the best song about chaos between boys and girls and screaming and getting wasted on wine in the City of Lights. Ladyhawke, aka Pip Brown, is a New Zealand musician who I wish had become a breakthrough success in the US, but not all wishes can come true. Nevertheless, she is a force to be reckon with. Her self-titled debut album, which has reached gold status in the UK, sounds much like a lost ‘80s soundtrack, except it hasn’t aged badly or become irrelevant or sound dated, unlike much music from that era, like Gary Numan (“Cars”) or Duran Duran (“Rio”). “Despite its blatant retro vibe, it still manages to sound fresh thanks to its clever production and Brown's fiery and vibrant vocals.” (Jon O’Brien, Allmusic.com)

3-Phoenix “1901” Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix

The French have produced many great things: Moliere, wine, bread, The Eiffel Tower, many romantic stories and dreams, movies, Catherine Deneuve, and Cyrano de Bergerac—but pop music…not so much. (Raise your hand if you own a copy of any Oui Oui album. No takers?) But then comes along Phoenix, a French band that delivers a sense of irony and playfulness to their music. They made pop fun instead of a burden or something forced out of a musician from the record company. Thanks to a Cadillac ad and a Grammy nomination, they are finally gaining some mainstream exposure stateside.

4-Jay Z featuring Alicia Keys “Empire State of Mind” The Blueprint III

One of hip-hop’s talented MCs and one of the most talented singer/songwriters/pianists of our time team up for this new anthem for the Big Apple. After flirting with retirement, Jay Z returned with the concept album American Gangster (2007), which was good, but not as good as Hova’s great works, such as The Blueprint (2001). This ode to New York stands out among his classics and at age forty, he is much more talented, especially lyrically (“Don’t bite the apple, Eve, caught up in the in crowd/Now you’re in style and in the winter gets cold/En vogue with your skin out/the city of sin is a pity on a whim”), than MCs half his age.

5-The Decemberists “The Wanting Comes in Waves/Repaid” The Hazards of Love

One of seventeen tracks off their rock opera The Hazards of Love, The Decemberists proved that music can be a great tool for captivating storytelling. The Hazards of Love is a love story between a young woman and a shape-shifting beast and the forces that try to destroy their romance. They delivered a powerful and emotionally remarkable performance at this year’s Lollapalooza, which further deepened my admiration for a band that can rock out the accordion and Hammond organ, among other instruments not usually associated with rock music. This is a band that truly deserves the term rock gods.

6-The Kills “Tape Song” Midnight Boom

“Midnight Boom bleeds color, excitement, and emotion into VV and Hotel's music, transforming it into daring, dirty pop that is unrepentantly glamorous and tender, high-end and trashy, and it glitters like diamonds mixed with broken glass.” (Heather Phares, Allmusic.com)
I was too tired to write anything at this point (these were written out of order). I will say that this is a great sexy rock song. Especially the bass and the chorus.

7-Weezer “(If You Are Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To” Raditude

“In writing about love and desire --- about being an adolescent, or at least feeling like one --- Cuomo dials into a purity of feeling that adulthood slowly drains,” wrote Greg Kot when reviewing Weezer’s seventh album. After dealing with middle age and some less than thrilling songs (“Pork ‘n’ Beans” rings a bell?), Rivers Cuomo and Co. fondly look back at those wonder years. And what better song to kick off the nostalgia than this Motown-styled ditty about the trials of young love. “At first, the song seems to be a sophomoric and jokey make-out track hinging on the line, "So make a move 'cuz I ain't got all night." However, the song ends with the teen couple staring at each other as grown-ups in a troubled marriage with nothing left to say to fix their problems but, "make a move 'cuz I ain't got all night." (Matt Collar, Allmusic.com)

8-The Wombats “My Circuitboard City” My Circuitboard City

These Liverpool, UK natives have been a loud and impressive force in the British indie music scene ever since they released their first album, A Guide to Love, Loss, and Desperation (2007). “Looking for the lighter side of crushing disappointment”, wrote Jon Young when reviewing the album for Spin in the summer of 2008, “frontman Matthew Murphy fends off depression with wry quips, recounting how a "sleazy remark about her whorish dress" spoiled a promising encounter ("Backfire at the Disco") and confessing an unhealthy obsession with unattainable women, including a drunken dental hygienist ("Little Miss Pipedream").” “My Circuitboard City” is another great song to add to their collection of off-the-wall songs and absurdness.
Have a dance,
Have a drink,
Suppress it back ruin everything,
Have a dance,
Have a drink,
Suppress it back ruin everything tonight,
Lets ruin everything tonight.

9-Passion Pit “The Reeling” Manners

Passion Pit hails from Cambridge, Massachusetts, a place more known for its halls of academia than for electronic music. “The Reeling” is the first single off their debut album, Manners, which was celebrated with a release party that eventually became a concert on a boat course in New York. “A carefree night on the night and is visually enhanced with a unique paper-ripped effect”, described AOL.com when they premiered the stunning music video in April. “A pop record that exists in a world of its own”, wrote Mike Diver for Clash magazine. The same can be said for this promising act.

10-Lady Gaga “Bad Romance” The Fame Monster

She is undeniably the most outlandish and outstanding pop star that 2009 has produced. Her outfits and on-stage stunts, most notable the VMA performance of “Paparazzi” where her face is covered in blood, are out of this world. But her true talent, other than her sense of fashion, is her music crops, especially the lyrics she penned for The Fame (2008) and The Fame Monster (2009), the former earning her a Grammy nomination for Album of the Year. The first artist to have four songs from a debut album go #1 on the Billboard charts, Gaga is a force to be reckoned with. She is a far cry from the pop stars we were spoon-fed at the beginning of this decade. And pop music has rarely been more entertaining because of it.

11-Metric “Help, I’m Alive” Fantasies
12-Black Eyed Peas “Boom Boom Pow! THE E.N.D.
13-Bloc Party “One Month Off” Intimacy
14-Kelly Clarkson “My Life Would Suck Without You” All I Ever Wanted
15-Beyonce “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)” I Am…Sasha Fierce
16-Taylor Shift “You Belong With Me” Fearless
17-Shakira “She Wolf”/ “Loba” She Wolf
18-Yeah Yeah Yeahs “Heads Will Roll” It’s Blitz!
19-Arctic Monkeys “Crying Lightning” Humbug
20-The Cast of Glee “Don’t Stop Believin” Glee Soundtrack Volume 1
21-Lady Gaga “Poker Face” The Fame
22-Silversun Pickups “Panic Switch” Swoon
23-Foals “Cassius” Antidote
24-Ida Maria “I Like You So Much Better When You’re Naked” Fortress ‘Round My Heart
25-The Gaslight Anthem “The ’59 Sound” The ’59 Sound
26-Grizzly Bear “Two Weeks” Veckatimest
27-Metric “Gimme Sympathy” Fantasies
28-Airborne Toxic Event “Sometime Around Midnight” Airborne Toxic Event
29-Mariah Carey “Obsessed” Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel
30-TV on the Radio “Golden Age” Dear Science
31-Katy Perry “Waking Up in Vegas” One of the Boys
32-Peter Bjorn and John “It Don’t Move Me” Living Thing
33-Taylor Shift “Love Story” Fearless
34-Franz Ferdinand “No You Girls” Tonight: Franz Ferdinand
35-White Rabbits “The Plot” Fort Nightly
36-The Killers “Spaceman” Day & Age
37-Lady Gaga “Paparazzi” The Fame
38-Kid Cudi “Day ‘N’ Nite’ Man on the Moon
39-Pheonix “Lisztomania” Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix
40-Black Eyed Peas “Meet Me Halfway” The E.N.D.
41-Matt and Kim “Daylight” Green Label Sound
42-Vampire Weekend “The Kids Don’t Stand a Chance” Vampire Weekend
43-Jay Z featuring Rihanna and Kanye West “Run This Town” The Blueprint III
44-Kings of Leon “Revelry” Only by the Night
45-U2 “Get On Your Boots” No Line on the Horizon
46-Death Cab for Cutie “Equinox” New Moon Soundtrack
47-Silversun Pickups “Substitution” Swoon
48-Cage the Elephant “Ain’t No Rest for the Wicked”
49-Pitbull “I Know You Want Me”
50-Sick Puppies “You’re Going Down”
51-Pink “Please Don’t Leave Me” Funhouse
52-Foo Fighters “Wheels” Best of Foo Fighters
53-Ida Maria “Oh my God” Fortress ‘round My Heart
54-The Bravery “Slow Poison”
55-No Age “Teen Creeps” Nouns
56-Kings of Leon “Notion” Only by the Night
57-Blue October “Dirt Room”
58-Metronomy “A Thing For Me” Metronomy
59-Telekinesis “Coast of Carolina”
60-The Noisettes “Never Forget You”
61-3oh!3 “Don’t Trust Me”
62-Them Crooked Vultures “New Fang” Them Crooked Vultures
63-Karen O “All is Love” Where the Wild Things Are Soundtrack
64-Rihanna “Russian Roulette” Rated R
65-Tegan and Sara “Hell”
66-30 Seconds to Mars “Kings and Queens” This is War
67-The Pigeon Detectives “This is an Emergency” This is an Emergency
68-Maxwell “Pretty Things” Blacksummers Night…
69-Sonic Youth “What We Know” The Eternal
70-Eels “All the Beautiful Things” Hombre Lobo
71-Ke$ha “Tik Tok”
72-The Virgins “She’s Expensive” The Virgins
73-Tokyo Police Club “Citizens of Tomorrow” A Lesson in Crime
74-Fleet Foxes “Blue Ridge Mountain” Ragged Wood
75-Spinnerette “Baptized by Fire”