Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Tough Questions from Barry Green


Here are some more questions that Barry Green (the last question man) would like answered?

Why weren't poor people mentioned more frequently in this debate?

How do you, the reader of this post, feel about the term "poor people?"
Is it politically correct to still use this term in 2012?

To Lorraine: How do you pronounce your name? Lorena? Laura, but with an 'e' at the end?

Can you describe in a 300-word essay what makes you (the reader of this post) a well-informed voter for the election?

Would "Gangnam Style" be considered 'hip-hop' for the Grammy nominations?
Or will the Recording Academy place it under 'dance' or 'pop?'

Why did no one ask what Jeremy's major was?

Are Tina Fey and Amy Poehler excellent choices for hosts for the upcoming Golden Globes?

What is your opinion on couples costumes?

Should Blythe & Eric, Ben & Erika, Jim & Lauren, and Colette & Nick (as well as numerous other couples I forgot)
don a couples costume for Halloween?

What kind of binder should I purchase for my collection of women pictures? The classic 3-ring on sale at Office Max? Or something morestrudy, like the D-Ring 6 inch from TOPS Cardinal?

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the phrase "My pension is bigger?" Would you be surprised if someone DIDN'T title an upcoming
adult video "My Pension is Bigger?"

This one is for Michael Jones: Did you know that one efficient way to save on your expenses is to clip coupons and visit supermarkets during the
times when they offer free samples to customers?

Would it easier to take the 41 (Skokie Highway) to get to Six Flags for Fright Fest this weekend once the Edens ends? Or should I stick to the toll roads all the way through?

To Lorraine: I'm so sorry, how do you pronounce your name again? Lou Ann? Louie, as in Louis C.K.?

Who would you consider a prominent competitor against Daniel-Day Lewis in the Best Actor Oscar race? Why?

Who wears those dark-square black glasses better? Anderson Cooper or Wolf Blizter?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How do you think Romney is going to cook Big Bird once he catches him? Slow-roasted? Deep-fried? Make him into one of those Tur-Duck-Kins?

If it isn't the government's job to create jobs, then what is the Secretary of Labor supposed to do with her time? Listen to complaints filed by H.R. all day?

Will the presidential and vice-presidential debates be eligibie for the Primetime Emmys next year under the category "Outstanding Reality-Competition Program?"

To Lorraine: I'm so sorry, I know I'm bad at this. Is there a nickname that you go by?
Like L? Or Lo-Lo? There, I'll call you Lo-Lo. 

Have you decided who you are voting for in 20 days?

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